Coffee News
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Dunkin’ creates the perfect conditions to get a truck stolen
In an aggressively fictional corporate move that feels focus-grouped by people running on cold brew and overconfidence, Dunkin’ has reportedly…
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Disney announces Coffeland, a coffee theme park where espresso is the new magic
The company reportedly accepts that adults no longer believe in fairy tales, but will absolutely believe a large iced coffee…
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Macron demands croissants be removed from U.S. coffee shops, pushes hamburgers instead
In the most unnecessary international dispute since people started arguing about sparkling water like it was a personality trait, French…
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Folgers plans the first post-moon coffee after Nutella steals the spotlight on Artemis II
After a floating jar became the most unexpected star of the mission, Folgers reportedly decided the real branding moment would…
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Dunkin’ turns Easter into a KitKat egg hunt and accidentally creates the most caffeinated scavenger hunt in America
Customers allegedly get one clue per coffee, proving once again that espresso is now a subscription service for chaos In…
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Trump proposes trading Hawaiian coffee for Venezuelan oil and coffee lovers are not okay
An energy strategy that sounds like a brunch menu but somehow promises cheaper gas and more meaningful espresso In what…
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Starbucks launches drink for small dogs and excludes big ones
The new puppuccino reserve is only available for dogs that fit inside backpacks and tolerate having their names spelled wrong…
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